10 Cat Jokes That Are Sure to Get Some Laughs
Cat owners have always known how funny our feline friends can be. However, since people have started posting videos on social media of cats chasing laser pens and hiding in or under furniture, the rest of the world has also started sharing in the funny enjoyment that cats can bring
There are cats on social media that have bigger followings than some movie and pop stars. Grumpy Cat and Chase No Face are known all over the world and people check their social media pages every day to see what they are up to. The fact that people clearly love cats so much makes it all the more common that they are used in some of our favorite jokes.
In keeping with this theme here are ten of the funniest cat jokes that are sure to get everyone laughing. They may only be short but sometimes the funniest jokes are the simple ones. Have a read through and see if you can get to the end without laughing.
Did you hear about the cat that swallowed a ball of wool?
She had mittens!
Why do cats avoid walking past trees?
They are scared of the bark!
Which type of cat is the best at bowling?
Alley-cats love bowling and they are very good at it.
Do you know why cats do not like shopping online?
They much prefer browsing through products in a catalog.
How do cats make up after they have been fighting?
When the fight is over they will hiss and make up.
People love food just as much as they love cats. Jokes that involve cats and eating are sure to be some of the most popular ones that you can tell.
What is a cat’s favorite dessert?
They like nothing better than finishing their meal with a mice cream cone!
What do cats like to eat for breakfast?
They like cereal. Mice Krispies in particular!
It is not just domestic cats that get the limelight when it comes to being the subject of jokes. These jokes focus on cats that don’t live in the comfort of our homes.
Why can the leopard never play hide and seek in the jungle?
He always loses because he is too easily spotted!
Why does no one in the jungle like playing cards with cats?
Too many of them are cheetahs!
Why did the cat in the North Pole choose to live in an igloo?
It made sense for him to live with the rest of the eski-mews!
One of the best things about telling cat jokes is that they are clean. This means that they are suitable for all ages. You may find that while adults will have a little chuckle at your very best cat jokes, smaller children will find them absolutely hilarious. When you are trying to be a comedian it is all about pitching the right jokes to your audience but cat jokes are loved by everyone as will work in any situation.
A good game to play with the little ones is the try not to laugh challenge. You need at least two players and the aim of the game is to be the last one to laugh when watching something funny. Cat videos are a great choice for this game and it is more difficult than you may think not to laugh, especially when there are lolcats involved. You may decide to throw in some of the cat jokes from above in for good measure. As soon as one person starts laughing then it becomes even more difficult to keep a straight face. You may decide that this a good game for adults as well, especially if you have had a few drinks!
The next time that you are in a situation that needs a joke, try one of these out. You may find that your friends have cat jokes of their own that they want to share. These cute little creatures are the source of a lot of inspiration when it comes to humor and so there is a very good chance that we will all still be telling cat jokes for many years to come. The oldies are definitely the goodies when it comes to cat jokes.
